Run No 1010

Bandit

Bilson Park, Albury

14 Jan 02

Upcoming Trails
Run Number Hare Date On On Location
1011 Kunoath 21 Jan 02 Girl Guides Hall, Beechworth Prison
1012 Tank Job 28 Jan 02 Barnawatha Hotel, 25 High Street
1013 Someone 4 Feb 02 Somewhere

The New Year is now in full swing with the usual whinges about the holiday break being too small and the kids "back to school" costs too high but the faithful still gathered at the Steam locomotive in Bilson Park waiting for the Hare to arrive.

Bandit had marked the trail in chalk because of his encounter with the law in Wodonga while spreading 'white powder' on the footpath (see Run No 1005). The arrows led us from the park around the streets towards Lavington where a Wimps and Rambos decision split the pack with Kunoath and Gunna opting for the leisurely Wimps trail. Tone-Up and Mystery were intend on reducing Xmas from their girth by actually running until they circumnavigated the cemetery and were too close to home. They made their own way home and left MR Ed, Bobcat, Gunna & Kunoath to meander over the western side of the Golf course to head On Home down North street.

Bandit had left the meat for the BBQ in the fridge at home, so that it did not deteriorate in the sun. Sausages and onions was a welcome sign that we may need some diversity to our diet.

Word for the Day

claque - \KLACK\, noun:

1. A group hired to applaud at a performance.

2. A group of fawning admirers.

i. e. He cultivated the "Georgetown set" of leading journalists and columnists and had them cheering for him as if he had hired a claque.

- - Theodore Draper, "Little Heinz And Big Henry," [1]New York Times, September 6, 1992

Joke for the week

A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialled at random.

"Salvation Army," came the answer.

"What do you do?" asked the man.

"We save wicked men and women." came the reply.

"Well, save me a wicked woman for Saturday night."

Down Downs

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- None - Zero

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