Run No 1004

Clout

His Place, Finlay Road, Thurgoona

3 Dec 01

Upcoming Trails
Run Number Hare Date On On Location
1005 Bandit 10 Dec 01 Les Stone Park, Wodonga
1006 Mystery 17 Dec 01 Bent Place, Wodonga
1007 Someone 24 Dec 01, Christmas ve Somewhere
1008 Someone Else 31 Dec 01, New Years Eve Somewhere Else
1009 Someone Else Else 7 Jan 02 Somewhere else else

Clout organised an armchair run, what a nice guy. Especially after the eventful weekend. The course started in the surrounding streets with the usual confusing false trails. Eventually we ran on freshly mown grass at the back of the estate (Clout spent all Monday mowing it for us about a KL or so three cuts wide - how considerate). We arrived at a one H Hash Halt for one-legged hashers. The root (route) spell check keeps getting it wrong, took us to a new estate being developed whence we found the on home. I have named the run - LEGS.

4B No Legs did not run
1B Young Legs
50%B Even Younger Legs
Bandit ? does he have legs
Bobcat Red Legs sunburnt from the weekend
Clout Hairy Legs I'm sure I counted six
Gunna Slow Legs My grandmother can move faster
Ineke Long Legs need I say more
KrunchA Lead Legs still suffering from 1000th Weekend
Mystery Black Legs No wearing shorts, as legs exteremly white still
Sitting Pull Interstate Legs visiting, from Townsville

Down Downs

Nil
- None - Zero

Joke Of The Week

Frenchman, Englishman, Aussie - comparing nightly sex experiences.

Englishman stated "After sex my partner levitates 3" above the bed.

Frenchman stated "After sex my partner levitates 8" above the bed.

The Aussie said, " After sex I pull it out and wipe it on the curtain and my missus - hits the roof"

UP AND COMING HASH EVENTS

23-25 November 2001
Doncaster & Eltham (VIC) 25th - Anniversary
1 December 2001
- Albury-Wodonga 1000th & Blue Moon Run No 4
- See our Special Occasion page - the links up top.
30th May - 2nd June 2002
- Pan Asia Hash - Langkawi, Malaysia
Easter 2003
- Goldfields, W.A. - Online registration website http://www.nashhash.hashgods.com